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I'm fascinated - but I need to know WHY you're so grossed out by ice cream! Is it the texture you find disgusting? Is it the bizarre spectre of what amounts to thickened cow juice? I must know more!

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Yeah, mostly the texture. I like my food to be solid. Anything that's in gooey or melting territory is just off-putting, like it can't decide whether it wants to be a liquid or a solid. Pick a team.

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Okay! I can see that! I think I have a controversial food opinion for tomorrow that just may match this - we shall see!

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Think about what you narrowly missed turning into....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jfa6W6z6Mjg

You are free--think of the time and money you've saved over the years!

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Oh my. My defective taste buds have saved me.

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😂😂😂 Ice cream is the only dessert I actually like, but I'm incredibly picky

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Which ones do you like?

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Anything not involving nuts or fruit or fudge sludge. My favorite, ultimate favorite, is Breyers mint chocolate chip.

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Are you a coffee person? This mint chocolate chip ice cream coffee is absolute heaven. https://www.bonescoffee.com/products/mint-invaders-12oz

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Oh wait. That's still just coffee. 🤢

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You sound like an odd duck and I like you a lot. ❤️ The ideal type of reader we’re looking for to enjoy our publication and the books we’re publishing next year. Please do sound off on more of our pieces. Very curious for more of your views. ✌️

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Why thank you!

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I HATE coffee 😂 I only drink it when it's got so much sugar and cream and flavor it loses it's natural flavoring. I'm also rarely affected by caffeine, so I feve no logical reason to drink it. However, I CAN tolerate it in low-key-not actual coffee-form, and that ice cream looks promising. 🤤

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