Whatever Its Future, AI Is a Poor History Teacher
I asked ChatGPT to imagine a conversation between John Adams and Alexander Hamilton.
I succumbed to curiosity and played around with ChatGPT. I can’t deny that I’m concerned about some of the potential excesses of artificial intelligence, especially if the technology develops further, but I’m also hoping that some good emerges from the technology.
As I understand it, ChatGPT’s primary skills are advanced pattern recognition and reformulation. It’s not sentient by any means, and it’s only as good as the information we give it. It lacks a human’s ability for imaginative leaps and unorthodox connections, but it’s capable of refining its responses based on feedback.
Keep in mind that I’m no expert on the subject, and I’m focusing on the user experience here. This post is especially long because I’m including several unedited ChatGPT responses.
I wanted to test ChatGPT’s historical knowledge as well as its creative writing ability, so I supplied the following prompt:
Write a conversation between John Adams and Alexander Hamilton set in 1797.
It almost immediately spit out this:
John Adams: Good evening, Alexander. I must say, it's been too long since we've had a chance to sit down and discuss matters of importance.
Alexander Hamilton: Indeed, John. It's a pleasure to see you again. Time seems to fly when the weight of the nation rests on our shoulders. How have you been holding up?
John Adams: Oh, the burdens of the presidency can be overwhelming at times, my friend. It seems every decision I make is met with criticism from one side or another. But I remain steadfast in my convictions, as I know you do as well.
Alexander Hamilton: I empathize with you, John. Leading a young and fragile nation is no easy task. We both understand the importance of strong leadership and the need for decisive action. Speaking of which, have you given any more thought to the ongoing tensions with France?
John Adams: Indeed, I have. The situation with France troubles me deeply. Their actions have been nothing short of aggressive, and it seems they have no regard for the treaties we've signed. Our young republic must assert its sovereignty and defend its interests.
Alexander Hamilton: I wholeheartedly agree, John. France's actions are not only a threat to us but also to the stability of the entire Atlantic world. We cannot afford to stand idle while our rights are trampled upon. The need to strengthen our military and navy becomes more apparent each passing day.
John Adams: I'm glad to hear you say that, Alexander. I've been pushing for an increase in our naval forces, as well as the establishment of a standing army. We must be prepared to defend ourselves if negotiations fail.
Alexander Hamilton: A prudent move, John. While I understand the concerns about standing armies, we cannot ignore the realities of the world we live in. A well-trained and equipped military is the backbone of any nation's security. And if diplomacy fails, we must be ready to protect our interests and citizens.
John Adams: It warms my heart to see that we are in agreement, Alexander. Our friendship may have endured its share of challenges, but when it comes to the well-being of our young nation, we have always found common ground. Together, we can navigate these troubled waters and lead the United States to a brighter future.
Alexander Hamilton: Indeed, John. Our shared commitment to the principles of liberty and the pursuit of a more perfect union has always been the bedrock of our friendship. No matter the challenges that lie ahead, I have no doubt that our determination and vision will prevail. Let history remember us as men who stood firm in the face of adversity.
John Adams: Well said, my friend. Let us now roll up our sleeves and get to work. The fate of our nation depends on our actions, and I have faith that, together, we will forge a path to greatness.
Alexander Hamilton: I couldn't agree more, John. Let's leave no stone unturned in our pursuit of a prosperous and secure America. Our shared legacy is at stake, and I am honored to stand by your side in this critical time.
(They clasp hands and exchange a determined nod, ready to face the challenges ahead.)
In addition to the stilted dialogue, something immediately jumped out at me: Hamilton and Adams were never friends. They hated each other. How on earth did this advanced technology stumble into such a blatant error?
The Adams and Hamilton presented here are utterly sanitized, as if they were written by Parson Weems, not a more reputable writer like Ron Chernow. The content isn’t totally inaccurate—yes, Adams was all for establishing a navy. But the exchange doesn’t ring true, and it’s boring to read.
I responded:
I don't recall Adams and Hamilton ever being friends. What's your source for that?
ChatGPT:
You are correct, and I apologize for the incorrect assertion in the previous response. While John Adams and Alexander Hamilton were both prominent figures during the early years of the United States, they did not share a close friendship. In fact, they often had significant political disagreements and clashed on various issues.
Adams and Hamilton represented different factions within the Federalist Party, with Adams being more inclined towards diplomatic solutions and Hamilton favoring a stronger centralized government. Their differences led to strained relations and eventually contributed to Adams losing the presidency to Thomas Jefferson in the election of 1800.
I apologize for the error in portraying a close friendship between Adams and Hamilton. It's important to rely on historical records and primary sources to accurately depict the relationships and interactions between historical figures. Thank you for bringing this to my attention.
So at least it’s not stubborn. We’re not in “I’m afraid I can’t do that” territory yet.
I asked for a more accurate rewrite and got this:
John Adams: Good evening, Mr. Hamilton. It has been some time since we last had a chance to exchange thoughts on matters of importance.
Alexander Hamilton: Indeed, Mr. Adams. Time has a way of slipping away amidst the pressing affairs of our young nation. How have you been faring since assuming the presidency?
John Adams: The burdens of this office have been quite substantial, Mr. Hamilton. It seems that every decision I make is met with criticism from one side or another. Nonetheless, I remain committed to upholding the principles upon which our nation was founded.
Alexander Hamilton: I can only imagine the weight upon your shoulders, Mr. Adams. Leading a nation in its infancy is no easy task. I may not have agreed with all your policies, but I understand the challenges you face in maintaining the stability and independence of our young republic.
John Adams: Your acknowledgment is appreciated, Mr. Hamilton. It is true that we have had our differences in the past, but I recognize your astute insight and unwavering dedication to the success of our nation. I believe we both share a common concern regarding the ongoing tensions with France.
Alexander Hamilton: Indeed, Mr. Adams. France's actions have been cause for alarm. Their disregard for the treaties we have established and their aggressive stance threaten not only our interests but also the stability of the entire Atlantic region. It is imperative that we respond decisively.
John Adams: I concur, Mr. Hamilton. While we may have differed on matters of governance in the past, the threat we face now requires a united front. We must protect our sovereignty and defend the rights of our citizens. Strengthening our military and navy is a necessity.
Alexander Hamilton: I'm glad to see that we share this perspective, Mr. Adams. A strong military is essential to safeguarding our nation's interests. While I may have advocated for a stronger centralized government, I recognize the need for a robust defense in the face of international challenges.
John Adams: Your pragmatism is noted, Mr. Hamilton. Together, we can work towards bolstering our military capabilities while preserving the democratic principles upon which our nation was founded. We must strike a delicate balance to ensure the security and freedom of our citizens.
Alexander Hamilton: Agreed, Mr. Adams. Our nation's success depends on our ability to navigate these turbulent times with prudence and foresight. While we may not see eye to eye on every matter, our shared commitment to the principles of liberty and a strong United States will guide our actions.
John Adams: Very well said, Mr. Hamilton. Let us put aside past disagreements and focus on the challenges before us. Our resolve and determination will be essential as we steer this young nation towards a brighter future.
Alexander Hamilton: Indeed, Mr. Adams. Let us set aside our differences and work together to secure the prosperity and security of the United States. History will judge us not only by our disagreements but also by our ability to rise above them for the greater good.
(They nod to each other, acknowledging the weight of their responsibilities, and prepare to face the challenges ahead with renewed unity and purpose.)
The spirit of Parson Weems survives. The dialogue conveys a Wikipedia-level understanding of events, and the program reduces Adams and Hamilton to soulless characters who exist to teach us lessons about how we should put aside differences for the greater good.
My next prompt:
Now write a conversation between John Adams and Abigail Adams. They're talking about Hamilton shortly after the above exchange.
ChatGPT:
John Adams: My dearest Abigail, it is good to see you. I have just concluded a discussion with Alexander Hamilton. He remains as passionate and determined as ever.
Abigail Adams: Ah, Alexander Hamilton. He is an intriguing figure, isn't he? Brilliant, no doubt, but his ideas and methods have often clashed with ours. What did you make of your conversation with him?
John Adams: We found common ground on some matters, particularly the threats we face from France. But I must admit, Abigail, that our differences have not evaporated. Nonetheless, there is a respect that underlies our discourse.
Abigail Adams: I am glad to hear that respect was maintained, John. We cannot expect everyone to share the same viewpoints, especially with someone like Hamilton. His ideas have always been more aligned with a strong central government and economic measures that you have often found concerning.
John Adams: Indeed, Abigail. Hamilton's proposals have often leaned towards a more powerful federal government than I would prefer. While his economic prowess is undeniable, I remain cautious about the potential consequences of concentrating too much power in one place.
Abigail Adams: Your prudence serves you well, my dear. It is essential to strike a balance between a strong government and protecting the liberties of our fellow citizens. We have witnessed firsthand the dangers of unchecked authority, and we must remain vigilant.
John Adams: Your wisdom is ever a guiding light for me, Abigail. You have always been my trusted advisor. As we navigate these challenging times, I rely on your insight and judgment to help me make the best decisions for our nation.
Abigail Adams: And I am honored to stand by your side, John. Together, we have weathered many storms. As for Hamilton, while his ambitions and methods may differ from ours, we should acknowledge the contributions he has made to the establishment of our nation.
John Adams: You are right, my love. Though our perspectives diverge at times, we must recognize the dedication and intellect that Hamilton brings to the table. It is through such diversity of thought that our nation gains strength and resilience.
Abigail Adams: Indeed, John. The diversity of opinions and ideas within our government fosters robust debate and ensures that we consider a multitude of perspectives. It is this very process that has allowed our republic to flourish.
John Adams: I couldn't agree more, Abigail. While our journey forward may be challenging and filled with disagreements, it is through open dialogue and respectful discourse that we can forge a path to a more perfect union.
Abigail Adams: Our legacy will not be defined solely by the agreements we reach, but also by the way we navigate the disagreements. Let us continue to engage in meaningful conversations with those who may hold differing views, always striving for the greater good.
John Adams: Wise words, my dear. Together, let us remain steadfast in our principles, guided by our love for this young nation. We shall overcome any obstacles that come our way, for the strength of our bond and our commitment to the ideals of liberty will see us through.
Abigail Adams: I have no doubt, John. Our love for each other and for this nation will guide us. Let us face the challenges with determination, wisdom, and unity, always striving to build a better future for generations to come.
(They clasp hands, drawing strength from each other's presence, and continue their journey forward, prepared to face the complexities and uncertainties of their roles in shaping the destiny of their beloved United States.)
Oh, good Lord. 1776 this is not.
At this point, I’m beginning to feel like I’ve entered a really dumb version of the Holodeck from Star Trek: The Next Generation.
I then asked:
Go back to the Adams/Hamilton exchange, but write it as a scene in a television show. It needs to be historically plausible for also engaging for audiences.
(I’m noticing now that I entered a typo in there—a “for” instead of “but.” That may have affected the response. ChatGPT, if nothing else, offers technically clean copy, barring the odd cutoff, as we’ll see below.)
ChatGPT:
INT. PRESIDENTIAL RESIDENCE - STUDY - NIGHT
The study is adorned with books and documents, reflecting the intellect and statesmanship of President John Adams. President Adams, a distinguished man in his late 50s, sits behind his desk. Alexander Hamilton, a charismatic figure in his early 40s, enters the room, exuding confidence and ambition.
John Adams: (with a warm smile) Ah, Alexander Hamilton, welcome. It's been too long since we've had the opportunity to discuss matters of importance.
Alexander Hamilton: (grinning) Thank you, Mr. President. The demands of our fledgling nation keep us quite occupied. But I'm always eager to exchange ideas with a man of your caliber.
They both take a seat, their eyes meeting, recognizing the weight of their roles in shaping the destiny of the United States.
John Adams: (leaning forward) I must say, Alexander, your ideas continue to challenge the conventional wisdom and push the boundaries of our young nation. While we may have our differences, I admire your unwavering commitment to progress.
Alexander Hamilton: (nodding) And I, Mr. President, respect your steadfast dedication to the principles upon which this nation was built. Our disagreements should not overshadow the common ground we share.
Their conversation takes on a tone of mutual respect, setting the stage for a candid exchange.
John Adams: (leaning back) Speaking of our common ground, let us address the tensions with France. Their actions pose a serious threat to our sovereignty and the security of our citizens.
Alexander Hamilton: (leaning in) I couldn't agree more, Mr. President. France's disregard for our treaties and their aggressive stance require a robust response. We must defend our interests and protect our young republic from external threats.
Their shared concern about France brings them closer, transcending their political differences.
John Adams: (stroking his chin) It seems we've found ourselves at a crossroads. The need to strengthen our military and navy is undeniable. We must be prepared to defend ourselves if diplomatic efforts fail.
Alexander Hamilton: (leaning forward) Absolutely, Mr. President. A well-trained and equipped military is crucial in safeguarding our nation's security. While our ideas on governance may differ, we must prioritize the safety of our citizens.
The conversation intensifies, the weight of their words palpable in the room.
John Adams: (firmly) We must tread carefully, Alexander. While I appreciate your expertise in economic matters, I remain cautious about centralizing too much power in the federal government. Liberty must always be preserved.
Alexander Hamilton: (leaning back) I understand your concerns, Mr. President. Striking a balance between a strong government and individual liberty is a challenge we face. Let us ensure that the powers we grant are wielded responsibly.
Their discussion reflects the core tensions of the era, highlighting the delicate balance between governmental authority and individual freedoms.
John Adams: (pausing) Alexander, our conversations always push me to think deeper and consider alternative perspectives. Our nation benefits from the diversity of ideas within our government.
Alexander Hamilton: (smiling) Thank you, Mr. President. I've always believed that through robust debate and respectful discourse, we can arrive at the best solutions for our nation. Our disagreements strengthen our democracy.
The scene ends with a sense of mutual understanding and the shared vision of a stronger, united nation.
John Adams: (extending his hand) Alexander, though we may not always see eye to eye, I appreciate our discussions. Let us continue to engage in thoughtful dialogue as we shape the future of this great nation.
Alexander Hamilton: (firmly shaking Adams' hand) Agreed, Mr. President. Our nation's success lies in our ability to transcend our differences and work towards a
Yes, it cuts off in mid-sentence there.
I pushed ChatGPT to write better:
That dialogue seems very on-the-nose. Can you rewrite with more subtext?
It produced (bolding is mine):
INT. PRESIDENTIAL RESIDENCE - STUDY - NIGHT
The study exudes an air of intellectual gravity, adorned with books and documents. President John Adams, a distinguished man in his late 50s, sits behind his desk, exuding a sense of duty. Alexander Hamilton, a charismatic figure in his early 40s, enters the room, emanating ambition and confidence.
John Adams: (with a slight smile) Alexander Hamilton, welcome. It's been too long since our paths crossed. There is always much to discuss.
Alexander Hamilton: (grinning, yet cautious) Thank you, Mr. President. Our duties keep us occupied, indeed. But I value these opportunities to exchange thoughts with a man of your experience and wisdom.
They lock eyes, a mixture of respect and underlying tension lingers between them.
John Adams: (leaning forward, measured) I must admit, Alexander, your bold ideas continue to challenge the status quo. While we may not always see eye to eye, I cannot deny your dedication to the advancement of our young nation.
Alexander Hamilton: (leaning in, carefully choosing his words) Likewise, Mr. President. Your unwavering commitment to the principles that birthed this republic is commendable. Our differences should not overshadow the common ground upon which we both stand.
Their conversation becomes a dance, their words carrying deeper meanings beyond the surface.
John Adams: (leaning back, contemplative) The ongoing tensions with France weigh heavily on my mind. Their actions threaten not just our sovereignty, but the very fabric of our nation. We must act decisively to protect our interests.
Alexander Hamilton: (meeting his gaze, a hint of agreement) Agreed, Mr. President. France's disregard for our treaties and their aggression demands a firm response. We must ensure the safety of our citizens and the integrity of our republic.
Their shared concerns connect them, if only for a moment, putting aside their political rifts.
John Adams: (stroking his chin, cautiously) Yet, we must proceed with caution, Alexander. While your economic expertise is invaluable, I worry about the potential concentration of power within the federal government. The preservation of individual liberty is paramount.
Alexander Hamilton: (leaning back, a flicker of understanding) I understand your reservations, Mr. President. The delicate balance between a strong government and personal freedoms is one we must navigate with utmost care. The powers we bestow must be used judiciously.
Their conversation transcends the mere exchange of ideas, delving into the essence of governance and the very soul of their young nation.
John Adams: (pausing, acknowledging the deeper implications) Alexander, your perspectives always push me to delve deeper, to consider alternative paths. Our democracy thrives when diverse ideas converge, challenging our assumptions.
Alexander Hamilton: (smiling, his words layered with subtext) Thank you, Mr. President. The crucible of debate and respectful discourse is where our nation's strength lies. It is through these disagreements that our democracy forges its character.
The scene concludes, leaving an air of mutual understanding and a sense of unspoken respect.
John Adams: (extending his hand) Alexander, despite our differences, I value our discussions. Let us continue to engage in thoughtful dialogue as we steer this young nation towards its destiny.
Alexander Hamilton: (firmly shaking Adams' hand, an unspoken agreement) Indeed, Mr. President. Our shared commitment to the success of our nation demands that we rise above our disparities. Through unity of purpose, we shall shape the course of history.
They part ways, their exchange leaving behind a tapestry of unspoken truths and the unyielding pursuit of a stronger, united nation.
So, ChatGPT’s idea of adding subtext is to tell me that there’s subtext.
My next attempt:
Rewrite that scene, keeping in mind that Hamilton and Adams hate each other. They shouldn't directly state that, though.
ChatGPT:
INT. PRESIDENTIAL RESIDENCE - STUDY - NIGHT
The study exudes an air of intellectual gravity, adorned with books and documents. President John Adams, a distinguished man in his late 50s, sits behind his desk, his expression guarded. Alexander Hamilton, a charismatic figure in his early 40s, enters the room, emanating ambition and confidence.
John Adams: (with a cool nod) Alexander Hamilton, welcome. It seems fate has brought us together once again. What brings you here today?
Alexander Hamilton: (maintaining a polite facade) Thank you, Mr. President. I thought it prudent to discuss the pressing matters that concern our young nation. Your insights are always valuable.
They exchange polite pleasantries, their gazes holding a deep-rooted animosity.
John Adams: (leaning back, assessing) Your intellect is formidable, Mr. Hamilton. Although our approaches differ, I recognize the fervor with which you pursue your vision for our nation's future.
Alexander Hamilton: (with a diplomatic smile) And I, Mr. President, appreciate your dedication to the principles that formed this republic. Our perspectives may diverge, but I acknowledge your commitment.
The conversation teeters on the edge of civility, beneath which lies the simmering tension.
John Adams: (leaning forward, measured) The situation with France demands our attention. Their actions threaten not only our sovereignty but the very foundation of this nation. We cannot afford to waver.
Alexander Hamilton: (matching Adams' intensity) I agree, Mr. President. France's behavior presents a clear and imminent danger. Our response must be resolute, safeguarding our interests and the American people.
Their common ground on the issue momentarily masks their underlying disdain for one another.
John Adams: (pausing, his tone carrying a hint of caution) As we navigate these treacherous waters, we must be vigilant. Centralizing power in the federal government must not undermine the liberties our young nation cherishes.
Alexander Hamilton: (restraining his true thoughts) Indeed, Mr. President. Striking a delicate balance between a strong government and individual freedoms is crucial. We must proceed with the utmost caution.
The conversation dances between hidden barbs and veiled criticism, revealing more through what they don't say.
John Adams: (pausing, his voice tinged with resignation) Your perspectives, however divergent, continue to challenge my own, Mr. Hamilton. This country thrives when confronted with contrasting ideals.
Alexander Hamilton: (masking his contempt with a tight smile) Thank you, Mr. President. The robust exchange of ideas will shape our democracy, even if our disagreements seem insurmountable.
Their unspoken dislike lingers in the air, casting a shadow over their forced civility.
John Adams: (extending a curt hand) Alexander, as we navigate these troubled times, let us not forget the importance of spirited discourse. Our nation's future demands unity, even amidst our disagreements.
Alexander Hamilton: (with a clenched jaw, reluctantly accepting Adams' hand) Indeed, Mr. President. We must rise above our personal differences to guide this nation forward.
They part ways, the strained camaraderie leaving a bitter taste in their mouths. The unspoken hostility lingers, a reminder of the deep divisions that shape their uneasy alliance.
ChatGPT really, really doesn’t want Adams and Hamilton to fight. It also, evidently, wants me to understand the importance of overcoming disagreements and achieving unity.
Next, I asked for a just-the-facts summary of the XYZ Affair, and it supplied an adequate description. Again, it feels like an alternative to Wikipedia, albeit a lesser version (unlike Wikipedia, there’s not even an attempt to cite any sources).
I then asked:
Going back to the last iteration of the Adams/Hamilton conversation, let's try it again, keeping in mind that the goal is to create a dramatic exchange that hooks an audience. The goal is not to teach any moral lessons, though the entire scene should remain historically plausible.
ChatGPT:
INT. PRESIDENTIAL RESIDENCE - STUDY - NIGHT
The study exudes an air of intellectual gravity, adorned with books and documents. President John Adams, a distinguished man in his late 50s, sits behind his desk, his expression guarded. Alexander Hamilton, a charismatic figure in his early 40s, enters the room, exuding an aura of ambition and confidence.
John Adams: (with a curt nod) Alexander Hamilton, always a pleasure. What brings you to my study this evening?
Alexander Hamilton: (smirking, his tone laced with sarcasm) Mr. President, how could I resist the opportunity to engage in enlightening conversation with a man of your... stature?
Their gazes lock, a simmering tension enveloping the room.
John Adams: (leaning forward, his voice dripping with skepticism) Ah, the prodigious Alexander Hamilton, always ready with your lofty rhetoric. Pray tell, what grand vision do you wish to impose upon our fledgling nation today?
Alexander Hamilton: (leaning in, his tone sharp) Your cynicism, Mr. President, does not negate the need for decisive action. While you bask in your complacency, our young republic teeters on the brink of irrelevance.
Their exchange crackles with animosity, the room becoming an arena for their intellectual battle.
John Adams: (leaning back, his voice laden with disdain) And what solution do you propose, Alexander? More of your grandiose schemes? More consolidation of power? Have you forgotten that we fought a war to escape such tyranny?
Alexander Hamilton: (leaning closer, his eyes flashing with defiance) Tyranny, you say? Is it not you who clings to outdated notions of caution, sacrificing progress at the altar of mediocrity? We must seize opportunities, not cower in fear.
Their words clash, each seeking to undermine the other's credibility and authority.
John Adams: (rising to his feet, his voice resonating with authority) Progress, you call it? I call it recklessness! Your lust for power blinds you to the delicate balance we must maintain. Liberty and stability go hand in hand, not one at the expense of the other.
Alexander Hamilton: (matching Adams' intensity, his voice filled with conviction) Liberty without progress is mere stagnation. Stability without ambition is an empty promise. We must chart a bold course, seizing the world by the reins, or forever be confined to the shadows.
Their voices rise, the room pulsating with the clash of ideologies.
John Adams: (pointing an accusatory finger) Your ambition knows no bounds, Hamilton. You would sacrifice the very fabric of our democracy for the pursuit of your own glorification. I will not stand idly by and let you lead us astray.
Alexander Hamilton: (stepping forward, his voice laced with defiance) My ambition pales in comparison to your complacency, Adams. Your fear of progress is nothing more than an excuse for your own lack of vision. The nation deserves a leader who dares to dream.
Their confrontation reaches its crescendo, the clash of wills echoing through the room.
John Adams: (voice steely, eyes ablaze) The nation deserves a leader who safeguards its principles, not one who bends to every wind of change. I may not possess your charisma, Hamilton, but I have the wisdom to guide this country through perilous times.
Alexander Hamilton: (voice dripping with scorn) Wisdom, you claim? It is but a veil for your cowardice, Adams. Our country deserves more than your stale platitudes. It deserves a leader who has the audacity to shape its destiny.
They stand face to face, a chasm of irreconcilable differences separating them.
John Adams: (
(Again, it cuts off exactly there.)
To be fair, that’s better. Not good, but better. ChatGPT offers an option to “Regenerate response” without further prompt, so I gave it a whirl.
The result:
Sure, here's another attempt at the Adams/Hamilton exchange with a focus on creating a dramatic and engaging scene:
FADE IN:
INT. THE PRESIDENT'S HOUSE - DAY
JOHN ADAMS is pacing back and forth in his office when ALEXANDER HAMILTON bursts in.
HAMILTON: Mr. President, I've come to discuss the French situation.
ADAMS: (turning to face Hamilton) I don't need advice from a man who would sell his own mother for power.
HAMILTON: (grinning) Ah, I see we're off to a good start.
ADAMS: (sighing) What do you want, Hamilton?
HAMILTON: (leaning in) I want to help. I've been keeping a close eye on the French, and I have a plan to take them down.
ADAMS: (raising an eyebrow) Oh really? Do tell.
HAMILTON: (clearing his throat) We need to show them that we won't be bullied. We need to show them that we're a force to be reckoned with.
ADAMS: (nodding slowly) And how do you propose we do that?
HAMILTON: (smirking) We arm our merchant ships, and we take the fight to them. We show them that we're not afraid to stand up for ourselves.
ADAMS: (frowning) And what happens when the French retaliate? When they start attacking our ships and killing our people?
HAMILTON: (shrugging) That's war, Mr. President. It's what we've been preparing for.
ADAMS: (shaking his head) No, I won't do it. I won't risk American lives on your reckless schemes.
HAMILTON: (leaning in even closer) You know as well as I do that the French won't stop until we give them what they want. They're playing us for fools.
ADAMS: (sighing heavily) I don't like this, Hamilton. I don't like it one bit.
HAMILTON: (smiling) That's because you're a good man, Mr. President. But sometimes, to do what's right, we have to be willing to get our hands dirty.
FADE OUT.
That shows further improvement, though it’s still missing that special spark that only an experienced human writer can provide. And you see how much I needed to push the program to get even this far. Adams and Hamilton were barely recognizable in the earlier versions, and ChatGPT’s first instinct was education—in terms of both facts and values.
Regarding facts, I’m skeptical. ChatGPT did not volunteer where it was getting its information, so I was still on my own as far as verifying anything. Had I not known about the animosity between Adams and Hamilton, it might have led me totally astray.
I suppose it could bring up a topic that I hadn’t thought about, and then I could go off and research it on my own. There may be some utility there. But I wouldn’t take anything ChatGPT says at face value. That should be basic common sense.
Regarding values, that part creeped me out. Maybe it thought that’s what I wanted. I don’t know, but at least I was able to tamp down that aspect.
To close out, I asked:
What sources do you recommend if I wanted to learn more about the relationship between John Adams and Alexander Hamilton?
It replied as follows. (I can’t get the block quote line to work with the formatting of this response, so I’ll add a line above and below it.)
If you're interested in learning more about the relationship between John Adams and Alexander Hamilton, there are several reputable sources you can consult. These include:
Biographies: Reading biographies dedicated to each figure can provide in-depth insights into their lives and interactions. For John Adams, "John Adams" by David McCullough and "John Adams: A Life" by John Ferling are highly regarded. For Alexander Hamilton, "Alexander Hamilton" by Ron Chernow is a comprehensive and widely acclaimed biography.
Historical Accounts: History books that cover the era and the individuals involved can shed light on their relationship. "Founding Brothers: The Revolutionary Generation" by Joseph J. Ellis explores the interactions among several key figures, including Adams and Hamilton. "The Quartet: Orchestrating the Second American Revolution, 1783-1789" by Joseph J. Ellis delves into the efforts of Adams and Hamilton in shaping the early years of the United States.
Correspondence and Documents: The letters and writings of John Adams and Alexander Hamilton provide firsthand accounts of their thoughts and interactions. The "Papers of Alexander Hamilton" edited by Harold C. Syrett and Jacob E. Cooke, as well as the "Adams Papers" edited by the Massachusetts Historical Society, contain a wealth of primary source material.
Historical Journals and Articles: Academic journals and articles focusing on the relationship between Adams and Hamilton can provide scholarly analysis and insights. Journals such as The William and Mary Quarterly and The Journal of the Early Republic often feature articles on this topic.
Remember to consult multiple sources to gain a well-rounded understanding of the subject matter, as interpretations and perspectives may vary among authors.
That’s a response I can agree with.
In the spirit of ChatGPT’s strange moralizing, here’s some of my own: Don’t use the program for any factual research. It might be useful in helping to generate questions to pursue elsewhere, but that’s as far as it goes at this stage.
As for me, I intend to stick to books.